yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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