I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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