I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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