Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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