yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Boobs speak an international language.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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