So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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