I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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