"it" just moved
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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