There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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