You work out of a Hotel?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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