So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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