Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
