I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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