we have officially lost it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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