Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash