i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?