so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.