i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"