There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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