YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Bring me that man meat
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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