You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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