All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
where am i from again
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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