i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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