Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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