We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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