I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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