Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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