I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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