He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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