I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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