Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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