who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i jhust puked up my retainher.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
