You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My brain says no but my pants say off.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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