Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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