I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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