But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
They have beer where we have blood.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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