doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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