My brain says no but my pants say off.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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