Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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