Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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