we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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