Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize
