im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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