i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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