Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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