You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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