IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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