Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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