with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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