i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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