so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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