I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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