Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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