Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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