You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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