The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I will be naked everywhere
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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