just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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