i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She told me I should be a condom model.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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