Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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